Harry Novak, brings us a obscure but entertaining tale of the coming of age of a farmer's daughter Moonbean a red-head, busty country bumpkin who is the town's whore. This shows kissing, undressing, fondling and everything but the cigar. Its why porn died as recorded in 'Boogie Nights. This is not one of the finest movies ever made; but, it is the finest sex movie ever to be based around a swineherdress. May you be so lucky.
Since Moonbeam Swiner is The Pigkeepers Daughter, its no surprise that her best friend in the whole wide world is a little piggy named Lord Hamilton. The girl's already 19 years old and, God forbid, she hasn't found a husband yet! Sassy Sue, a bestiality-based romp, is a better movie than P. Just one question, who the hell was the actress who played the huge-breasted hitchhiking nymph?? He loses all his money and dignity to a 15-year-old hitchhiker, the pig keeper's wife and eventually Moonbeam herself. Just the sex would be more explicit, some would say simply more realistic. The lucky guy is Jasper who gets to do all the ladies in the movie, including a hard to believe overdeveloped 15 year old hitchhiker, who would make any guys quickie hall of fame.
The king of sexploitation, Harry Novak, brings us this obscure, but entertaining down on the farm coming of age tale. I am very much attracted to movies like this, they turn me on to see them. Yes, the acting is horrible, but once they remove their tops you know exactly why they were hired and all is forgiven until they have to speak again. That it recovers is due to a return to outside shooting and fun and games with the daughter culminating in a fine outdoor bath scene and splendid end. In truth, the film is nothing more than pornographic slop dressed up in Southern, hillbilly setting. If you find a better one, I'd like to see it.
Another reason is the natural bodies, the less-than-perfect looks of the women. I can't really say it's all that erotic as a porn film; but compared to some other low budget soft-core stuff out there, this one is not badly filmed - although certain scenes are dragged out further than they have any right to be. The Swiners were born to be pigkeepers, and their blooming daughter Moonbeam was born to be a piglovin' princess. The problem was one which plagued ordinary film: bad ideas and bad acting. What is an adolescent girl that lives on a pig farm to do? It is unapologetic in it's purpose. Her best friend in the whole wide world is a little piggy named Lord Hamilton, and that has her Ma worried. Certainly the couples seem keen enough and odd glimpses indicate reasonable levels of excitement! Local boys, like 'stud'' Jasper, frequently pass by to take advantage of willing Moonbeam's luscious body, but they clearly don't have the intention to marry her.
Parallel with the steamy adventures on the pig farm, we follow the journey of a traveling salesman. This movie follows the basic porn movie formula of just using plot to get to the next sex scene. The actors were simply to act as trailer trash. This is a light comedy with fairly explicit nude scenes, one of my favorite formats. Her cousin doesn't, but is easily talked into losing her virginity. If not, don't judge me. This film is really nothing more than a string of sex scenes strung together with little purpose, rhyme, or reason.
High up in hillbilly country, the voluptuous wife of pig keeper Swiner worries about the future of their daughter Moonbeam. The scenes, however, are not particularly erotic and I found myself fast-forwarding through much of the film. Part of it too is the ineptness and general sleaziness of productions like this. Its because sex, at least the sex we think about, isn't from real life any more. Just move on to something important in life.
They were made for the quick buck with no concern for anything beside an hour and a half of stimulation of the male sexual center in the brain. He sings a song about how easy it is to rip off country folks, but it is in fact he who constantly gets fooled. Swines, keeps his beer-stained shirt and trousers on at all times. After all, Moonbeam has reached the ripe old age of 19 and she still ain't hitched yet. On the face of it, this should be one of the most successful of the 70's pseudo-porn movies. And to pull it off in a movie, you cannot draw on life but on crafts specific to film. Everything is simulated but I think this would be a movie that cable companies would balk at showing.
The women are fine figures of pulchritude, bursting out of what garments they do wear only to shed them very quickly. All ladies go full frontal, naturally, but also get prepared to see a lot of hairy and unappealing naked male flesh. Still, if it's a mildly amusing sex comedy you want. What could be more natural and universally experienced? Lord Hamilton, in his turn, fairly wallows in his role as a kept creature, true blue to Moonbeam through every twist and turn of this cinematic hayride. The men, on the other hand, are filthier than the pigs wandering around the farm and merely just looking for someone to feast their lusts on. She is not the only one busy with liasons - there are the girl that lives on the farm nearby, some annoying salesman that wants to mount anything he comes across including a man tied and mugged , a fifteen year-old looking like twenty-five year-old hitchhiker, and, of course, the wife of the pigkeeper and mother of Moonbeam, the voluptuous pigkeeper's daughter.
So when a traveling salesman from the big city arrives on the scene, Ma quickly out-cons the con-artist and Pa arranges a shotgun wedding. And that has her Ma worried. The plot is so threadbare that it comes apart to nothing shortly into the film, only to be tried and saved in the last minute of the film. After all, Moonbeam has reached the ripe old age of 19 and she still ain't hitched yet. She has very unusual conical shaped breasts that are interesting to look at. She's a classic country bumpkin and the dirty daughter of a redneck pig farmer.